I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
someone owes me an orgasm
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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