Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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