JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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