i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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