i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
