the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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