Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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