For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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