How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
