I should be sponsored by Trojan
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
