The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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