Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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