the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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