hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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