: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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