I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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