just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
porn star boner night. come get it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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