Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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