I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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