some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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