new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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