Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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