I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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