I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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