Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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