i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So vagazzling was a success
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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