More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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