She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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