Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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