We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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