So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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