I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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