I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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