he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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