I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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