I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
