I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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