Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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