Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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