i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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