Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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