Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
BRING THE BAGELS
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
