he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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