Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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