Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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