Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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