Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
