You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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