me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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