Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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