Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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