apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
