My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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