maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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